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 2005-11-17 9:22 AM |
Expert  760    Mt. Morris, IL |  Subject: guts vs ballsI now aspire to waste as much time as possible in COJ my heros have changed! We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below . GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. |
| 2005-11-17 9:31 AM in reply to: #286917 |
Queen BTich 12411  , | Subject: RE: guts vs balls |
| 2005-11-17 9:40 AM in reply to: #286917 |
Expert 760 Mt. Morris, IL | Subject: RE: guts vs balls I bet if I just keep posting in COJ i could get to my first milestone of 100 posts by the end of the day?? Good thing I am showing a movie today in class!! |
| 2005-11-17 9:43 AM in reply to: #286917 |
Resident Curmudgeon 25290 The Road Back Gold member | Subject: RE: guts vs balls Thank God! I thought these were today's lunch menu choices. Edited by the bear 2005-11-17 9:43 AM |
| 2005-11-17 9:44 AM in reply to: #286946 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: guts vs balls LMAO!! Yes, you could easily get to 100 posts today, and 1,000 in a couple weeks. Good luck. the bear - 2005-11-17 10:43 AM Thank God! I thought these were today's lunch menu choices. |
| 2005-11-17 9:51 AM in reply to: #286928 |
Master 1558 Pensacola, Fl | Subject: RE: guts vs balls TriComet - 2005-11-17 9:31 AM LOL! Thanks for the laugh! OMG...I would kill that guy... Which one??? |
| 2005-11-17 9:52 AM in reply to: #286917 |
Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: guts vs balls Dude...I've been married for 14 years. You don't get there by having either. But I'm proud of my tits. nccgrap - 2005-11-17 9:22 AMI now aspire to waste as much time as possible in COJ my heros have changed!We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below . GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, beingassaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smellingof perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on theass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. |
| 2005-11-17 9:56 AM in reply to: #286917 |
Expert 760 Mt. Morris, IL | Subject: RE: guts vs balls My wife sent me this joke and said I would lose my balls in both situations!! |
| 2005-11-17 10:40 AM in reply to: #286961 |
Expert 798 Potomac, Maryland | Subject: RE: guts vs balls Phew, good. As long as your wife said it was ok. I won't even tell mine that I read it!  |
| 2006-04-19 7:07 AM in reply to: #286917 |
Pro 3883 Woodstock,GA | Subject: RE: guts vs balls In the spirit of digging up old thread this one is a good one. |
| 2006-04-19 7:10 AM in reply to: #399777 |
Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: guts vs balls I can't remember why I was proud of my tits... |
| 2006-04-19 7:57 AM in reply to: #286917 |
Elite 2999 Hattiesburg, Mississippi | Subject: RE: guts vs balls You only have guts and balls when you're single. Once your in a relationship the girls takes them away. |
| 2006-04-19 8:02 AM in reply to: #399835 |
Master 1827 Tampa, Fl | Subject: RE: guts vs balls parrj - 2006-04-19 8:57 AM You only have guts and balls when you're single. Once your in a relationship the girls takes them away. This is so true. My wife claims to keep them in a glass jar on her desk at work. |
| 2006-04-19 8:06 AM in reply to: #399842 |
Runner | Subject: RE: guts vs balls ROBIT79 - 2006-04-19 9:02 AM parrj - 2006-04-19 8:57 AM You only have guts and balls when you're single. Once your in a relationship the girls takes them away. This is so true. My wife claims to keep them in a glass jar on her desk at work. Wow, your wife displays them? Cooooool.......... My wife keeps them in her purse. When I do get them, they're covered in lint, old receipts, and the odd bit of other stuff that I'm never sure what it is. Lip balm or something. |
| 2006-04-19 8:27 AM in reply to: #399847 |
Pro 4545 Orange Park Florida | Subject: RE: guts vs balls Scout7 - 2006-04-19 9:06 AM and the odd bit of other stuff that I'm never sure what it is. Lip balm or something. Are you sure it is lip blam? Maybe it is bag balm? |
| 2006-04-19 8:33 AM in reply to: #399879 |
Runner | Subject: RE: guts vs balls Mike 45 - 2006-04-19 9:27 AM Scout7 - 2006-04-19 9:06 AM and the odd bit of other stuff that I'm never sure what it is. Lip balm or something. Are you sure it is lip blam? Maybe it is bag balm? Nah, they come out all chapped. I'm not complaining about the lip balm so much. At least it's something involving lips that's on them, which is a rarity in and of itself. |
| 2006-04-19 8:34 AM in reply to: #286917 |
Expert 760 Mt. Morris, IL | Subject: RE: guts vs balls wow a thread I started in November bumped up in April, I now feel like I have made it!! |
| 2006-04-19 8:44 AM in reply to: #286917 |
Master 1827 Tampa, Fl | Subject: RE: guts vs balls She lets you have them back? Wow, what a concept. I had a chance to get them back only in a divorce, but now my life insuarance policy is at a point where she will never divorce me. But I might have an "accident" one day. |
| 2006-04-19 8:44 AM in reply to: #399895 |
Pro 4545 Orange Park Florida | Subject: RE: guts vs balls nccgrap - 2006-04-19 9:34 AM I now feel like I have made it!! You never made it until you made it with a man with no legs |
| 2006-04-19 8:46 AM in reply to: #399921 |
Runner | Subject: RE: guts vs balls Well, we've only been married for about 4 years, so she's still somewhat interested. Ah, well, c'est la vie. |
| 2006-04-19 10:46 PM in reply to: #399847 |
Extreme Veteran 318 fort collins | Subject: RE: guts vs balls Scout7 - 2006-04-19 6:06 AM ROBIT79 - 2006-04-19 9:02 AM parrj - 2006-04-19 8:57 AM You only have guts and balls when you're single. Once your in a relationship the girls takes them away. This is so true. My wife claims to keep them in a glass jar on her desk at work. Wow, your wife displays them? Cooooool.......... My wife keeps them in her purse. When I do get them, they're covered in lint, old receipts, and the odd bit of other stuff that I'm never sure what it is. Lip balm or something. I second that! Have you ever seen a couple married for like 30 years? Its like the guy has been broken. It only took my wife a year before she broke me. Now I have too go to the mall and food shopping and all kinds a crap like that. She now wants me to shave my legs. Oh wait thats me. Forget I said any thing. |
| 2006-04-20 7:53 AM in reply to: #401000 |
Runner | Subject: RE: guts vs balls blessteve - 2006-04-19 11:46 PM I second that! Have you ever seen a couple married for like 30 years? Its like the guy has been broken. It only took my wife a year before she broke me. Now I have too go to the mall and food shopping and all kinds a crap like that. She now wants me to shave my legs. Oh wait thats me. Forget I said any thing. Why do men die youneger than women? Because they want to. |
| 2006-04-20 3:41 PM in reply to: #286917 |
Extreme Veteran 591 Miami, FL | Subject: RE: guts vs balls My friend Amy says she hasn't met the right guy because she hasn't found one w/ bigger balls than she has (figuratively, of course). Edited by carisima 2006-04-20 3:42 PM |
| 2006-04-21 7:14 AM in reply to: #401883 |
Runner | Subject: RE: guts vs balls carisima - 2006-04-20 4:41 PM My friend Amy says she hasn't met the right guy because she hasn't found one w/ bigger balls than she has (figuratively, of course). You SURE she's being figurative? |
| 2006-04-21 3:19 PM in reply to: #286917 |
Extreme Veteran 591 Miami, FL | Subject: RE: guts vs balls |
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