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2009-03-16 11:36 AM

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2009-03-16 11:39 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Uh,

I think most peope are referring to "peeing" on the bike, not crapping. 

I believe most will tell you to go ahead and stop if you gotta crap.

2009-03-16 11:41 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

First, on a training ride I wouldn't pee on the bike.  I stop.  If the group doesn't want to stop (my groups usually do), then I guess I catch up or am on my own.

Second, we are talking pee here, right (hoping.....), and not #2?  #2 isn't even an option on the bike, training or racing........



Edited by ChrisM 2009-03-16 11:42 AM
2009-03-16 11:42 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
Dude, if you crapped on the bike it will be a story you'll be tellin for the next 20 years! And laughing about it :-)

I crapped in my shorts last year on a long run...not on purpose though


Edited by LittleCat 2009-03-16 11:45 AM
2009-03-16 11:44 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
ChrisM - 2009-03-16 12:41 PM

First, on a training ride I wouldn't pee on the bike.  I stop.  If the group doesn't want to stop (my groups usually do), then I guess I catch up or am on my own.

Second, we are talking pee here, right (hoping.....), and not #2?  #2 isn't even an option on the bike, training or racing........

No, she is talking about #2.  There is little doubt.... " Is there anything that you can buy/do to alleviate the nastiness of #2 (bags, bike toliet seat?)"

Sorry, I just can't stop laughing.

eta: bike toliet seat?



Edited by newleaf 2009-03-16 11:45 AM
2009-03-16 11:45 AM
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over a barrier
Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
OMG OMG OMG OMG

People go Number 1 on the bike....NOT NUMBER TWO!!!!!!!!

I'm in tears right now

Edited by running2far 2009-03-16 11:45 AM


2009-03-16 11:45 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

The more I think about this, the more I think this dude is yanking our chain.

Why would anyone eat hot tamales, chips, and a red bull during the middle of a group bike ride?  Surely this guy didn't crap his pants with 40 miles to go....

2009-03-16 11:46 AM
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over a barrier
Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
klowman - 2009-03-16 11:45 AM

The more I think about this, the more I think this dude is yanking our chain.

Why would anyone eat hot tamales, chips, and a red bull during the middle of a group bike ride?  Surely this guy didn't crap his pants with 40 miles to go....



Its not a guy.
2009-03-16 11:47 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
newleaf - 2009-03-16 9:44 AM
ChrisM - 2009-03-16 12:41 PM

First, on a training ride I wouldn't pee on the bike.  I stop.  If the group doesn't want to stop (my groups usually do), then I guess I catch up or am on my own.

Second, we are talking pee here, right (hoping.....), and not #2?  #2 isn't even an option on the bike, training or racing........

No, she is talking about #2.  There is little doubt.... " Is there anything that you can buy/do to alleviate the nastiness of #2 (bags, bike toliet seat?)"

Sorry, I just can't stop laughing.

eta: bike toliet seat?

I know, I was giving the benefit of the doubt....

2009-03-16 11:47 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
running2far - 2009-03-16 12:46 PM
klowman - 2009-03-16 11:45 AM

The more I think about this, the more I think this dude is yanking our chain.

Why would anyone eat hot tamales, chips, and a red bull during the middle of a group bike ride?  Surely this guy didn't crap his pants with 40 miles to go....

Its not a guy.

If this is true, this is priceless!!!

2009-03-16 11:54 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Wow, sorry that happened to you



Edited by dodgersmom 2009-03-16 12:04 PM


2009-03-16 11:55 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Aw, Paulette...that SUCKS.

Yeah, they were talking about peeing.  With #2 there really isn't any other option than to STOP to go.

If you ask me with #1 there really isn't any other option than to stop somewhere too...but half the board would disagree with me on that one.

As for everyone else who posted above making fun of Paulette.  STUFF IT.  Unless you want to run her next 100 miler against her.

2009-03-16 11:57 AM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
jldicarlo - 2009-03-16 11:55 AM

 

As for everyone else who posted above making fun of Paulette.  STUFF IT.  Unless you want to run her next 100 miler against her.

Against her, OK. Behind her, no way!

2009-03-16 12:00 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
jldicarlo - 2009-03-16 12:55 PM

As for everyone else who posted above making fun of Paulette.  STUFF IT.  Unless you want to run her next 100 miler against her.

stuff it?  like stuff it in your pants?  there must be a good joke having to do with that and the topic of this thread, but I can't come up with it.

2009-03-16 12:00 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
I witnessed her eating the chips, hot tamales and Red Bull at regroup stop #2.  It is true!!  When she offered to share, my thought was "Hell no I don't want any....that would totally make me sh*t myself!" So even though I did not witness the going #2, as I was in a differnt pac after that, I know that anything is possible with Paulette!
2009-03-16 12:08 PM
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2009-03-16 12:13 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
I was on this ride and I had no idea that she sh#t her pants! WTF indeed?????


Edited by Mirg 2009-03-16 12:13 PM
2009-03-16 12:18 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

I borrowed this pic from another thread but this is just what you need Paulette

 





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2009-03-16 12:18 PM
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2009-03-16 12:23 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

This is a joke right?  No way anyone could possibly think that was ok to do.

2009-03-16 12:28 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
I just pooped my pants laughing at this, Paulette!!!!


2009-03-16 12:34 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

bryancd - 2009-03-16 12:28 PM I just pooped my pants laughing at this, Paulette!!!!

X2! This has to be the funniest thread ever! We're not laughing at you Paulette, we laughing with you!

I thought this was going to be another peeing on the bike thread, but this is much better! 

 



Edited by zed707 2009-03-16 12:35 PM
2009-03-16 12:56 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

I was on this ride. It happened.  I noticed.  I planned to never speak of it again.

 

Let's do that now.

2009-03-16 1:07 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Oh PJ,

You should have let me in on this secret as I was near you for most of the ride. Thankfully I was unaware.

If it helps, the second regroup where the Reds (hots and bull) were consumed was mile 40 of a 65. I'm not sure my diet was much better. I got string cheese and a snickers.

2009-03-16 1:09 PM
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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike
Uncertain if this is a joke or not, I really hope it is, too comical to be true!
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