Favorite all time BT thread?

My vote is for the crutch cliches. That was dang funny. (!)

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God, I think Thomas did dredge it back up!! I'm not even going to open that thread, but I see it!

Someone give me the lowdown dirty ass laundry on Apology I-IV, I was busy that week. I understand it's gone (as well as one or two of our members). Musta been a juicy one!

He he he he he

Started out with ChuckyFinster (Chris), then me, making some ill-advised remarks concerning the ample ladies in the water aerobics classes at our respective swimming facilities. Several of the more thin-skinned BTers got offended, after re-reading it, I recanted. By that time Ron had locked the thread, so I started a separate thread with a very sincere apology. Sometime afterward, Chris started another thread with his own equally sincere apology.

So far so good. Then someone else, I forget whom but probably welshy, started a mock apology thread, then someone else started a fourth. Then, I think, one of the original humorless biddies offended posters got re-offended because they were making a mockery of our sincerity and quit BT in a public huff.

At least that's the way I remember it. Maybe someone else can fill in the gaps and correct any errors.

My personal favorite is "the poll by the troll," which I found humorously flattering:

http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=7204&posts=67#s

Said troll got progressively worse until he was banned from the boards.

That thread got frozen by Ron, then a new one continued the digression:

http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=7234&posts=50#s

My favorite was the thread about whether to get a wetsuit with sleeves or without.

That nuttin thread was all Ellen's fault anyway!