Things dogs eat...

Cats are silly too...mine sometimes goes back to his own pile of thrown up cat food to munch yet again...eeewwwwww

The dog, Sam, I had while in college ate toast.
No big deal you say, of course a dog will eat toast.
Her method was more ingenious.
She did not actually make the toast herself,
that would be too much like work.
My absent-minded musician roommate made toast for her.
He told me this story himself, so it must be true.
He would put toast in the toaster and wander off to
do whatever it is that absent-minded musicians do.
He would later return to find ....no toast. Being absent minded,
and self-aware enough to recognize it. He figured that he hadn't actually made toast,
but merely thought he had.

One day he happened to not be quite as far away fro the kitchen
while making his toast. He saw Sam
tip-toe (yes, she was smart enough to tip-toe)
in and lay in wait for the toast to pop up
whereupon, she put her paws on the counter,
plucked the toast from the toaster,
swallowed it whole
and returned to her place n the couch.

1stTimeTri - 2010-05-14 1:35 PM

lisac957 - 2010-05-14 12:32 PM Mine has gotten ahold of birds eggs before... and baby rabbits
And my undies.

 

OMG - I just don't know if I can contain myself from commenting.  That's priceless, Lisa.

I know... it's a good thing this isn't TAN and we actually have to show some level of decency

Our Vizsla eats fake fruit and vegetables... particularly fond of plastic artichokes.