COJ intro

My boring BT intro can be found here:
http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp...

But I must confess I have stumbled into COJ and can't tear myself away... and figure if I really want "in" then I better give the real intro here...

So yes, I'm training for a triathlon. Here's my update to all your recent threads:

Confession - I just can't ditch my underarmour breifs when I wear bike or tri shorts... I always wear underwear when working out, no matter what. My first marathon finish pick has two red spots bleeding through my white shirt about the size of silver dollars (ouch). Oh, and I have a "friend, more than friend, not friends at all" but there's a ring on my finger.

I am a former English teacher and I hate almost every overused word - variety is the spice of life. My favorite word is probably provocative.

I don't watch TV... but I used to watch a lot. It was liberating to find out how much time I actually had if I wanted to be productive.

To my knowledge, my circumcision (amputation) as a child neither hurt nor helped with my athletic aptitude.

The only @zz pic I have of myself does not have any clothing in it.

I think Josh Groban is overrated and overplayed, though I have on a few occasions been moved by a few of his songs.

I am a chronic flirt. I am also sarcastic, and show affection by busting your chops. Kind of childish, but take the insult as a compliment.

I love formal poetry. I also think watching a video of someone getting the scared out of them or kicked where it counts is hard to beat.

My wedding band is white gold - and I hate getting it rhodium plated because I usually have to buy something else while I'm at the jeweler.

I am BT 58409 old.

I have made serious mistakes remaining friends with persons from past relationships.

I have never stood up anyone for a date, nor have I ever received a text message that effected my life at all. I have known several B!TCHES.

I get choked up watching IM videos on youtube.

If there's anything else you need to know, just let me know.