What is your favorite "tri-related quote"? (Page 2)

What?! no one has said "How about a threesome?"

..what is wrong with you people???..oh errr wait is that not clean?

My favorite running one for females is "If you can read the back of my shirt, a girl is beating you."

Of course the water is cold, this is England.

Blenheim triathlon 2008 at registration. the water temp was 59

"It never gets easier.  You just get faster."  Greg LeMond

 "The wind is your friend.  When it's with you, it makes you faster.  When it's against you, it makes you stronger."  I can't remember where I read this one, maybe here.

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it" (Alan Kay) Loosely translated as 'get off your @ss and train if you want to race hard'!

"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few." (Shunryu Suzuki)  How true for when we all started training and had a million questions. 

soo true! The only race that I DNF'd in 12 years of racing, ended with an ambulance trip to the ER after landing on my head in a bike crash!

I can't believe that my Milwaukee area compadres haven't yet submitted:

 DTFU

You don't have to win, you just have to TRI.

My Daughter's favorite (she's 14): 3 Sports, 1 Race...That's how I roll.

The rest of my favorites aren't "clean." 

Somewhere in the world there is someone training harder than you.

When you race him, he will beat you.

From some BT sig, it helps me get off my a**

from a natural BBer, and applies to tri

"you may beat me, but not because you out-trained me"

--layne norton

thanks Pete!! Now they are all wondering what the D is??

 Drink?

My recent favorite is in my siggy line...

"Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional." - Henry David Thoreau

Just Milwaukee area, hmmmmmm??

LOVE IT! Need to get that on a shirt!

No one mentioned "We Need More Cowbell!"

I also like "Ride it like you stole it!"