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 2010-08-19 11:24 AM in reply to: #3052689 |
Elite  3290     Oliver, BC, "Wine Capital of Canada" |  Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever |
| 2010-08-19 11:26 AM in reply to: #3051777 |
Royal(PITA) 14270 West Chester, Ohio | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever My ex husband (the alcoholic)..."after this beer".... (yeah, the never ending beer!) |
| 2010-08-19 11:44 AM in reply to: #3052684 |
Champion 6962 Atlanta, Ga | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever TriAya - 2010-08-19 12:22 PM Marvarnett - 2010-08-20 12:21 AM "I'm not saying that just to sleep with you." Okay. NOW, my feelings, they are hurt. I know how to make it up to you baby. Come over here and we can play a game. |
| 2010-08-19 12:02 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever "We're experiencing a slight delay." |
| 2010-08-19 12:05 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
| Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever We are happy to serve you Please come again It's okay I'm on the pill I've had a vasectomy, honest |
| 2010-08-19 12:34 PM in reply to: #3052644 |
Veteran 179 | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever LockOut - 2010-08-19 9:14 AM There is an obvious elephant in the room that people are avoiding because it WILL get this thread yanked. We are talking about the biggest lies, after all, right? It was only a matter of time...  |
| 2010-08-19 12:39 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Champion 14571 the alamo city, Texas | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever it will never happen again, i promise (been told this one and never bought it) no officer, i didn't realize i was speeding (used this one and it's never helped) |
| 2010-08-19 12:41 PM in reply to: #3052658 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever trinnas - 2010-08-19 12:17 PM LockOut - 2010-08-19 12:14 PM There is an obvious elephant in the room that people are avoiding because it WILL get this thread yanked. We are talking about the biggest lies, after all, right? that this {---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------} is 6 (or 7, or 8 take your pick) inches It's so big it goes all the way from A to Z on my keyboard. (take a peek at your keyboard for that reference) |
| 2010-08-19 12:59 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Elite 3770 | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever This thread is outstanding. (no, not a lie, but I just realized it may be taken that way!) |
| 2010-08-19 1:05 PM in reply to: #3053004 |
Veteran 191 Husk, NC | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever "Not that there is anything wrong with that" "That wasn't me, it was the dog" - Edited by bighorsecreek 2010-08-19 1:07 PM |
| 2010-08-19 1:06 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever |
| 2010-08-19 1:12 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Champion 6962 Atlanta, Ga | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever "I only tried that once while in college" |
| 2010-08-19 1:13 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Champion 4942 Richmond, VA | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever |
| 2010-08-19 1:13 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Champion 4942 Richmond, VA | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever I have no interest in doing another Ironman. (or Ironwoman) **snerk** |
| 2010-08-19 1:23 PM in reply to: #3053021 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever TriAya - 2010-08-19 2:06 PM "Bless your heart" It took me awhile in the South before I figured out what this meant. Likewise, when I lived in Texas I quickly realized that "fixin ta" doesn't mean they are "preparing to." |
| 2010-08-19 1:23 PM in reply to: #3053021 |
Champion 6786 Two seat rocket plane | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever TriAya - 2010-08-19 1:06 PM "Bless your heart" It took me awhile in the South before I figured out what this meant. "Bless your heart" isn't really a lie, more of a way to get out of telling a lie or a little bit of sugar-coated deep-fried passive-agressiveness, or the limit of sarcasm for a "well-mannered lady". It's kind of like a southern "aloha", only not. Of course, it leads to the over-use of hyphenated words as a side-effect. |
| 2010-08-19 1:28 PM in reply to: #3053021 |
| Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever TriAya - 2010-08-19 2:06 PM "Bless your heart" It took me awhile in the South before I figured out what this meant. I'm from the hills of Tennessee. Knowing when this is a compliment and when this is one of the most insulting phrases known to man is an art form in itself  |
| 2010-08-19 1:37 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Extreme Veteran 605 | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever |
| 2010-08-19 1:45 PM in reply to: #3053021 |
Veteran 840 | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever TriAya - 2010-08-19 1:06 PM "Bless your heart" It took me awhile in the South before I figured out what this meant. Bless your heart. |
| 2010-08-19 1:49 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Master 2477 Oceanside, California | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever I am normally not like this on a first date! |
| 2010-08-19 1:51 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Champion 17756 SoCal | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever Wedding vows |
| 2010-08-19 1:52 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Veteran 297 Michigan | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever I "thought" the cream was arthritis balm, and the clear was flaxseed oil. |
| 2010-08-19 1:58 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Pro 4277 Parker, CO | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever I'm only having this ice cream because I have not had any for months... and I did a 5-mile walk this morning.... and I skipped lunch... |
| 2010-08-19 3:27 PM in reply to: #3053135 |
Master 2346 Dayton, Minnesota Bronze member | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever Big Appa - 2010-08-19 1:51 PM Wedding vows Yeah, "till death do us part" was going to be my answer too, but I didn't want to be the resident cynic. Thanks for beating me to it. |
| 2010-08-19 3:30 PM in reply to: #3051777 |
Master 2346 Dayton, Minnesota Bronze member | Subject: RE: Biggest Lies Ever I'm sure this is already in the replies and I've just missed it, but in case it's not: Brett Favre: "I'm retired." |
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