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2010-08-19 11:24 AM
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Things in the rearview mirror appear larger than the really are huh>

Kinky.  



2010-08-19 11:26 AM
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My ex husband (the alcoholic)..."after this beer".... (yeah, the never ending beer!)
2010-08-19 11:44 AM
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TriAya - 2010-08-19 12:22 PM
Marvarnett - 2010-08-20 12:21 AM

"I'm not saying that just to sleep with you."

"Yes, that was great and you are wonderful in bed"



Okay. NOW, my feelings, they are hurt.


I know how to make it up to you baby.  Come over here and we can play a game.
2010-08-19 12:02 PM
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"We're experiencing a slight delay."
2010-08-19 12:05 PM
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We are happy to serve you

Please come again

It's okay I'm on the pill

I've had a vasectomy, honest
2010-08-19 12:34 PM
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LockOut - 2010-08-19 9:14 AM There is an obvious elephant in the room that people are avoiding because it WILL get this thread yanked.

We are talking about the biggest lies, after all, right? 


It was only a matter of time...  LaughingLaughingLaughing


2010-08-19 12:39 PM
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it will never happen again, i promise (been told this one and never bought it)



no officer, i didn't realize i was speeding (used this one and it's never helped)
2010-08-19 12:41 PM
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trinnas - 2010-08-19 12:17 PM
LockOut - 2010-08-19 12:14 PM There is an obvious elephant in the room that people are avoiding because it WILL get this thread yanked.

We are talking about the biggest lies, after all, right? 


that this {---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------}
is 6 (or 7, or 8 take your pick) inches


It's so big it goes all the way from A to Z on my keyboard.  (take a peek at your keyboard for that reference)
2010-08-19 12:59 PM
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This thread is outstanding.

(no, not a lie, but I just realized it may be taken that way!)

2010-08-19 1:05 PM
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"Not that there is anything wrong with that"

"That wasn't me, it was the dog"

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Edited by bighorsecreek 2010-08-19 1:07 PM
2010-08-19 1:06 PM
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"Bless your heart"

It took me awhile in the South before I figured out what this meant.


2010-08-19 1:12 PM
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"I only tried that once while in college"
2010-08-19 1:13 PM
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i guess based on the divorce rate in this country, a pretty big lie is:

 

"I do."

2010-08-19 1:13 PM
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I have no interest in doing another Ironman.  (or Ironwoman)  **snerk**

2010-08-19 1:23 PM
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TriAya - 2010-08-19 2:06 PM "Bless your heart"

It took me awhile in the South before I figured out what this meant.


Likewise, when I lived in Texas I quickly realized that "fixin ta" doesn't mean they are "preparing to." 
2010-08-19 1:23 PM
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TriAya - 2010-08-19 1:06 PM "Bless your heart"

It took me awhile in the South before I figured out what this meant.

"Bless your heart" isn't really a lie, more of a way to get out of telling a lie or a little bit of sugar-coated deep-fried passive-agressiveness, or the limit of sarcasm for a "well-mannered lady". It's kind of like a southern "aloha", only not.

Of course, it leads to the over-use of hyphenated words as a side-effect.



2010-08-19 1:28 PM
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TriAya - 2010-08-19 2:06 PM

"Bless your heart"

It took me awhile in the South before I figured out what this meant.


I'm from the hills of Tennessee. Knowing when this is a compliment and when this is one of the most insulting phrases known to man is an art form in itself
2010-08-19 1:37 PM
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State Fair food isn't that bad for you.

The deals have never been this good.

2010-08-19 1:45 PM
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TriAya - 2010-08-19 1:06 PM "Bless your heart"

It took me awhile in the South before I figured out what this meant.


Bless your heart.
2010-08-19 1:49 PM
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I am normally not like this on a first date!
2010-08-19 1:51 PM
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Wedding vows  



2010-08-19 1:52 PM
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I "thought" the cream was arthritis balm, and the clear was flaxseed oil.
2010-08-19 1:58 PM
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I'm only having this ice cream because I have not had any for months...
and I did a 5-mile walk this morning....
and I skipped lunch...

2010-08-19 3:27 PM
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Big Appa - 2010-08-19 1:51 PM

Wedding vows  

Yeah, "till death do us part" was going to be my answer too, but I didn't want to be the resident cynic. Thanks for beating me to it.

2010-08-19 3:30 PM
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I'm sure this is already in the replies and I've just missed it, but in case it's not:

Brett Favre: "I'm retired."

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