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 2010-09-04 7:18 AM |
Champion  6503    NOVA - Ironic for an Endurance Athlete |  Subject: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss |
| 2010-09-04 8:12 AM in reply to: #3081848 |
Champion 16151  Checkin' out the podium girls | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss "It's in the hole"-Karl Spackler, Caddyshack C'mon: PGA Mike NOT quoting Caddyshack and reaching for a chick flick? Hand in your man card dude... Edited by pitt83 2010-09-04 8:13 AM |
| 2010-09-04 8:43 AM in reply to: #3081848 |
Champion 6931 Bellingham, Washington | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss I look like a nerdy hillbilly! (Hangover) |
| 2010-09-04 11:52 AM in reply to: #3081848 |
Elite 3290 Oliver, BC, "Wine Capital of Canada" | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!" Jaws |
| 2010-09-04 1:28 PM in reply to: #3081882 |
Champion 6503 NOVA - Ironic for an Endurance Athlete | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss pitt83 - 2010-09-04 8:12 AM "It's in the hole"-Karl Spackler, Caddyshack C'mon: PGA Mike NOT quoting Caddyshack and reaching for a chick flick? Hand in your man card dude... Not really a one liner. More of the end of a one man, 5 minute play. Trust me, I was trying to grab a better one from Caddyshack. What can you make of this? I can make a hat, or a broach, or a teradactyl *brack*! |
| 2010-09-04 3:37 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
New user 394 | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss How about a three liner: |
| 2010-09-04 5:27 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
Resident Curmudgeon 25290 The Road Back Gold member | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss |
| 2010-09-04 5:48 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
Pro 4827 Plano, Texas | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? |
| 2010-09-04 5:51 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
Pro 4827 Plano, Texas | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss |
| 2010-09-04 8:55 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
| Master 1391 | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss Okay not a one liner but from The Hangover - You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! |
| 2010-09-04 9:05 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
Expert 1158 Chicagoland | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discussOld School (2003)Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... |
| 2010-09-04 9:23 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
Extreme Veteran 1112 Las Vegas | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss Boy have I used this one in cycling......"that's gonna leave a mark" from Tommy Boy (RIP) |
| 2010-09-04 11:27 PM in reply to: #3082313 |
Champion 5868 Urbandale, IA | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss the bear - 2010-09-04 5:27 PM TV show:
"Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular." Are we supposed to guess? Seinfeld From Tommy Boy Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z." |
| 2010-09-05 8:05 AM in reply to: #3081848 |
Pro 5169 Burbs | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack? |
| 2010-09-05 9:09 AM in reply to: #3081848 |
Extreme Veteran 751 | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f king effort to get to the top of the f king obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your arse up there by now, wouldn't he? Edited by RiverRat50 2010-09-05 9:11 AM |
| 2010-09-05 9:24 AM in reply to: #3082731 |
Champion 5868 Urbandale, IA | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss RiverRat50 - 2010-09-05 9:09 AM Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f king effort to get to the top of the f king obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your arse up there by now, wouldn't he? This always cracks me up, because it brings so many memories back to me. When I was at MCRD San Diego I had this small piece of steeel that was one of our Junior DI's. He probably weighed 130 and stood about 5'6". He was the meanest person I ever met. He used to say "miracle you there" all of the time. When I became a DI, I promised myself that I would not use this term, as it belonged to him in my eyes (yes, this was before the movie, sadly, in 1985). Advance some 10 years and I am working in the transportation industry managing a driving force. We would get calls about needing to be home for emergencies and what not, most of which were made up (I had one guy who's father died three times). Anyway, I had a driver that wanted to get home really bad and I didn't have a way to get him there, but I was working on a difficult plan to swap loads and all kinds of crazy stuff. He was calling me every 15 minutes. Finally, I snapped and just started tearing into him and during that little rant I said "I can't miracle your arse to California, I have to have a load to get you there....". I hung up the phone after a few more choice words and the place is dead quiet. I am behind my little cubicle walls so I stand up to look at why and everyone had just stopped what they were doing and was looking over at me. Most of the people burst out laughing, though some were just upset that I would say that to someone else. It became a running joke in the office for as long as I worked there (10 years or so). |
| 2010-09-05 9:53 AM in reply to: #3081848 |
Champion 5868 Urbandale, IA | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss How about Road Trip: Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day. |
| 2010-09-05 10:17 AM in reply to: #3081848 |
Champion 6931 Bellingham, Washington | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Clatto... Verata... N- [coughs] (Army of Darkness) |
| 2010-09-05 10:44 AM in reply to: #3081848 |
Pro 6838 Tejas | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss I have to go to Spence's avatar. Same movie "Hey, this is a loading zone. You can't park here." John: "We're not parking it we're abandoning it." "Oh, it's not the speed really so much. I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning." Always loved that movie. And yes, R Lee spews out a hundred classics in FMJ |
| 2010-09-05 11:02 AM in reply to: #3082743 |
Extreme Veteran 751 | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss jdwright56 - 2010-09-05 10:24 AM RiverRat50 - 2010-09-05 9:09 AM Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f king effort to get to the top of the f king obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your arse up there by now, wouldn't he? This always cracks me up, because it brings so many memories back to me. When I was at MCRD San Diego I had this small piece of steeel that was one of our Junior DI's. He probably weighed 130 and stood about 5'6". He was the meanest person I ever met. He used to say "miracle you there" all of the time. When I became a DI, I promised myself that I would not use this term, as it belonged to him in my eyes (yes, this was before the movie, sadly, in 1985). Advance some 10 years and I am working in the transportation industry managing a driving force. We would get calls about needing to be home for emergencies and what not, most of which were made up (I had one guy who's father died three times). Anyway, I had a driver that wanted to get home really bad and I didn't have a way to get him there, but I was working on a difficult plan to swap loads and all kinds of crazy stuff. He was calling me every 15 minutes. Finally, I snapped and just started tearing into him and during that little rant I said "I can't miracle your arse to California, I have to have a load to get you there....". I hung up the phone after a few more choice words and the place is dead quiet. I am behind my little cubicle walls so I stand up to look at why and everyone had just stopped what they were doing and was looking over at me. Most of the people burst out laughing, though some were just upset that I would say that to someone else. It became a running joke in the office for as long as I worked there (10 years or so). Good story! I am afraid that I will be telling myself that as I come off the bike at my first Oly next week! Here is a true story quote...told by class act surgeon to a not so class act surgeon. Can be used by many and a good one to keep in bag of comebacks: "If you don't quit lying about me, you will force me to tell the truth about you..." |
| 2010-09-05 4:35 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
Expert 1379 Woodland, California | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss |
| 2010-09-05 5:09 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
| Regular 283 | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss Continuing the Spaceballs ball fest..... "I see your schwartz is as impressive as mine." |
| 2010-09-05 6:48 PM in reply to: #3082779 |
Master 1970 Somewhere on the Tennessee River | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss BellinghamSpence - 2010-09-05 10:17 AM Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Clatto... Verata... N- [coughs] (Army of Darkness) Klaatu Barado Nikto !!!!!!! Orginally from that all time scifi classic The Day the Earth Stood Still" and borrowed by that equally classic movie Army of Darkness.  |
| 2010-09-05 9:26 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
Champion 7136 Knoxville area | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss Army of Darkness!! Man, I'm digging through my DVD's as we speak to put that in! That's definitely the best source for one liners EVER. "Hail to the King Baby!" "Hey, what's that on your face?" "Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart!" "It's a trap, get an Axe." "Groovy" "Honey, you got real ugly" and of course "Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants... I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and Sh*@, and Jack left town." Gah I love that movie... |
| 2010-09-05 10:39 PM in reply to: #3081848 |
Champion 10668 Tacoma, Washington | Subject: RE: Best comic one liner in a movie...discuss You can't fight here, this is the War Room! (Dr. Strangelove) You picked the wrong basement to break into! (Tremors) Aaaassss yyyyyooooouuuuuu wwwwwiiiiiiisssssshhhhhh! (Princess Bride) |
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