Krispy Kreme Hamburger??

It sounds kinda like the McGriddle... but grosser.

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The funny thing is that triathletes-in-training are one of the few groups of people who could fit this many extra calories into their diet and work it off fairly quickly.

Now what it would do to my GI system is another story.

I'll have two!

As an aside...I could really see myself pulling one of those out of my bike Special Needs bag at IMFL. 

Reminds me of the "Good Morning Burger" from ther Simpsons. Here's how to make your own:

The Good Morning Burger {sb}

The ballpark selling it should be required to put 10% of the purchase price of each one sold towards the Medicare trust fund.

He,he.  I think you should replace your pre race meal of beer and chicken wings with a Krispy Creme Hamburger.

Schlotsky's had a sandwich that was close to that too. They don't show the calorie count for larges (only small and medium)... but by extrapolating it must be well over a thousand calories and 65 grams of fat. I swear I saw somewhere that there was one with over a 100 grams of fat in just one of them. Now I'm on a mission to find it.

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Edit- That's right, the ThickBurger from Hardee's. 1,417 calories and 107 grams of fat. Nice.

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For the record, 107 grams is just a hair under one quarter pound. Of fat.

Atsa lotta fat... 

That' supposed to be the size of the patty, not the amount of fat!

*heads to the restroom to lose her sensible, low-fat breakfast*

Somewhere in Minnesota there's a restaurant that serves up a burger that is AT LEAST the size of your average dinner plate.  I ordered one, ate as much as I could (maybe 25%), took the rest home, had a huge amount the 2nd day (maybe another 25%), then finally split the other half with my two kids.  Somewhere I have a picture of it.  I think it ought to be called the 8th wonder of the world.

Thereby negating the need for Chamois Butter.