Subject: RE: Black Friday shopping...I actually kind of enjoy shopping on that day. For kicks, I like to watch people pushing and shoving and chewing each other out over kids toys, all in the name of the Christmas spirit! Just as the fight gets to its height, I like to cheerfully offer a "Merry Christmas".
I can always envision the December 26th guilt trip at one of the fighter's houses. I can imagine that little junior is being a little bratish wanting a slightly different version of what the parent worked so hard to get and the parent getting mad. "I worked all year to earn the money to buy that. I got up at 10pm, stood all night in line in the freezing cold beside a man who needed a shower, fought off two homeless guys who needed a little money for a meal. Then, I cussed out two store clerks, pushed down a grandma and broke in line to make sure I got that ..."
Oh, the holiday cheer is here to stay!
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