Do you fart in front of your S.O.? (Page 2)

What I don't get is some people seem to think farts are controllable.  True you can force one out or not, but I can never "hold" one in.  Whenever I try and as hard as I try to hold one in, it just kind of seeps out on its own.  Some days I fart a lot and other days hardly at all.  But if I have to, it comes out wherever I may be.

I've done some road trips with my friend and her family.  I remember her yelling at her son in the back seat of the car to quit farting because it was smelling up the car.  Can anyone actually quit farting?  I can't.

My wife lives with three male children, ages 43, 6 and 4. Fart humor abounds in our house and she is the best of all of us. She is the queen of "night farts" while she sleeps. The boys now blame their farts on me/each other. We all laugh like grade-schoolers. Why grow up if you don't have to?

Yes, I've farted in my office just before someone walks in. Fortunately it's never been someone who really matters, like the CFO.

Ummmmm, yeah... I eat alot of Clif Bars... and therefore, I fart. I have to fart right now, in fact.....Run for cover!!!!

He's quite fond of the "Pull My Finger" game... and for a while I thought he was pointing at stuff...but he really just wanted to let one rip. 

We laugh like Jr. High kids. Everyone farts. Embrace your inner essence. Heh. Yuck. 

No SO at the moment... can't remember how it was with my ex either.  I've blocked it out with everything else.

Last week I'm babysitting my 4 yr old niece and I smell the smell.  I ask her and her 3 yr old brother, "Do one of you have caca?"  And she responds with, "No, Nina... I just threw a fwee-fwee."

Too cute.

we are tooty, we don't mind.    except when D eats cheese - ack!

I just farted in front of you all. I was on a ski lift today with a couple of pre-pubescent boys and one just ripped asss like no one ever told him it was impolite. I laughed.

I should go to the ADD thread.

So, can you guys guess my answer to the question at hand?

Of course I let rip in front of my wife. Now there are times I am in my office enjoying the smell of my anal blasts when one of my staff walks into my office. Some times I don't say a thing, sometimes I tell them they should return after the air clears.

i fart more then her.  It seems when she farts she farts on me.    Thanks!