Things that are ticking me off. Add yours on (Page 3)

Don't come to China!   My desk-mate (we share one LONG cube.) was eating an apple on Tuesday.   I really need to give him an apple and record it for everyone.

Remember in the cartoons when Bugs Bunny would chomp on his carrot.... several quick little bites followed by open-mouth chewing?   It was like that.   He would take about 7 little tiny bites from the apple, and then chew at 9000 rpm with his mouth open, then go back for more.

It was, at once, the most hilarious and frustrating thing I think I've ever heard. 

If my doctor told me he would see me between 1 and 2... then he would be keeping his word. If I have an appointment at 1... then I plan on being seen at 1. How does that not make sense?

At least my surgeon tells me no to see him on certain days in the afternoon because chances are good he will be late or I will get bumped. That's as good as it gets.

I guess we will just have to leave it that it is frustrating on both sides of the issue.

I like it when they invite me onto the plane by name and I walk in with my shoes off.  That's good timing!

I don't accept that. I tell them to have their service tech call me when he is 10 minutes out and I will meet him at my house. It's worked every time so far...

"In the way people" as Bill Burr calls them.  This is probably #1 on my list.

Driving only

The left lane is for passing.  Not traveling. Especially if you are going 10 mph UNDER the speed limit.  But the process is:

1) Drive in right lane until you start to catch up with a car.

2) Put on left directional.

3) Shift to left lane while accelerating, and turn off directional

4) When you are at least 2 car lengths ahead of slower car, put on right directional

5) Without slowing, return to right lane, and turn off directional

6) Return to your desired driving pace

Yep,  I do that too.  So far so good.

At the moment, the light pole design for the mall I'm building.  It's a cluster ef at the moment.

Why is it always the uninsured a$$holes who punched a wall who don't even have a HS diploma think they know more about treating their fracture than me?????

Here is my free medical tip of the day THE WALL ALWAYS WINS.  So does the fridge, the sign, the tree the car or any other inanimate object you decide to punch.

Driving in the city.  Lots of people in a rush - they cut you off only to get one car ahead.  ARG!  Honestly, i know why I never owned a car until this year.  It makes me angry and I don't like being an angry person.  

I punched a lot of walls in my 20's until I narrowly missed a metal stud.  I thought, "THAT would have really cause some damage".  So now I just kick them.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!  I could complain and sulk about all the things that tee me off but, why sit there and compile a list.  meh.