Last meal?

I'd have me some tossed salad. 

out of nowhere I remeber this calimari with olives dish I had once.......

With syrup or jelly?

Rare NY strip

in a bratwurst and oyster cream sauce

on a bed of scallops augratin

pommes frites

and six Knob Creek manhattans extra bitters

......is that phone for me?

I'm sure you'd be getting plenty of that in the slammer anyway.

Prison meal?

Lobster with butter to dip it in, Steak (medium rare), and a couple of beers to wash it down.  And I want to be sitting on a beach at sunset when it is served.

Prime Rib - Medium

Large baked potato with LOTS of butter and sour cream

a large piece of carrot cake with LOTS of frosting

all washed down with the best beer they'll let me have

I'd go out with a smile on my face!

Wouldn’t that require having a burger?

Depends on how soon they were going to kill me after I finished eating. I have some pretty severe food allergies, so it makes a difference. The basics of the meal wouldn't change, I'd have a steak and some souvlaki, potatoes fried up in olive oil and lots of italian spices. These amazing vegetables prepared how they do it at the Mediterranean Grill here in town. 2 glasses of Pinot Noir.

If they were going to kill me immediately after supper, I'd also have loads of foccacia bread and some tiramisu for dessert. But if they wouldn't get to me for a few hourse, I'd skip it.  

It always struck me as kind of gross that people would want to have that much in their gut when they get handed back to their family in a box.

So I'd probably just go for a little really good chocolate. 

  Yeah because a full stomach really ruins the appeal of a rotting corpse.....

Just hook me up with some Taco Bell and send me on my way.