"This sport is stupid and gross."

oh my , is that funny

Holy cr@p! I haven't laughed that hard in ages!!!  I had two employees stick their heads into my office to see if I was OK.

Thanks for the post!

Awesome!  I love it when a woman can do humor like that, it's so rare.

My favorite moment:

"But yeah, it’s not like it’s near a Maserati or the Mona Lisa or something important like that. Just my reproductive organs, no big deal."

As a physician, I can say that it reinforces what I have always believed about physicians - we lack basic social skills. And get excited about all the wrong things. "Look, here's the giant needle I'm about to stick near your lady-bits!"; "Look at the disgusting glop I drained out of it - isn't it exciting?!"

Actually, my dentist has a similar mindset - no, I don't want to see whatever you did in my mouth. No, I don't want to see whatever you took out. Just let me keep my eyes closed and my headphones on, and everything will be fine. And he is waaaay too happy to have a 6 pm emergency to work on...

I should never, ever had read that at work. I laughed so damn hard that the women from the office suite next door came over to see what was so funny. NO WAY could I show them.

Guys get their issues too. All I can say is epididymitis sucks.

Ha, glad everyone's enjoying it. I've read this post about four times and each time I collapse into a fit of muted giggles (co-workers poking heads around computers, strange looks shot my way, etc.).

Her post on chafing, while not as hugely hilarious, is also quite funny:

http://www.mediocreathlete.com/woes/triathlete-woe-2-chafe-me-with-your-best-shot

God that was funny. She is a riot. Thans for the laugh.

I'm not even claiming this is in the same league... but after a trip to Jamaica, we had some wierd stuff going on... went in to get it checked out and all of a sudden the doctor starts calling in all the other doctors and one of them says. "Wow, I have only seen that in text books."  That is NOT what you want to hear coming from a doctor.... it was just hook worm.

Best line:

Wait, what? Did I just hear an “Oh, cool”? What the (heck) is going on down there? Did my vagina just solve a Rubik’s Cube?

This.

Is it me, or was it not nearly as gross as people hyped it up to be?

No, it's not just you. I was expecting something really, really gross like "the Ryan's Steak House Incident"

I won't even post a link, but Google will find it for you.

Yup, this. Still wiping eyes. The PG pics made it.

Okay both of those stories are hilarious