Subject: RE: Black Friday/Thursday ShoppersIf I started thinking about shopping on Black Friday, first.... 1. I would shave my eyebrows 2. I would break some beer bottles in the kitchen and walk across the glass 3. I would shove toothpicks under my fingernails 4. I would place whatever appendage was closest on top of the counter and hit it with a hammer as hard as I could Only then, If I was still feeling like I needed some more pain in my life, or if I didn't feel like I truly hated myself enough, would I head out to do bit of X-mas shopping on that day. |