Wyle E. Coyote

Acme Research Institute
123 Main Street
Podunk, NM 12543

412 . 555 . 1212

Objective:

A position involving deceit, cunning, and technology that enables me to demonstrate my superior intelligence to the Road Runner.

Education:

• Acme Middle School.
• Acme Magnet School.
• Acme Genius School.

Experience:

• Road Runner Interceptors, Inc. Area Manager
• Acme Defense Industries. Prototype Tester
• Acme Quality Control. Senior Instructor

cute little feet!

have had pics of myself in one form or another but prefer the relative anonymity.

I change my picture a lot.  When I saw this one, taken from above by my husband pre-race, it frankly screamed AVATAR.

Mine is my dog wearing a life jacket and it's just because she's so very cute! And I hate all my race pictures, that, and I am weary of putting my actual likeness on the interweb. Though I have no problem looking at everyone else's with great interest!

ditto.

Just cuz Dale's freakin' hilarious. And he's enjoying a beer. Some classic Dale:

Sometimes I wish the government would just ban itself. Wrap your heads around that, fellas.

If there are no Cubans, how do you account for Desi Arnaz?

If you're going to shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because he'll put me down clean

Sorry, son, that's the coffee talking, and the fluorescent lighting, and the excruciating headache!

 I'll tell you the same thing I told that doctor, I'm not quitting you incompetent quack!

Dale Gribble: My name is Shackelford, Rusty Shackelford, I refuse to speak without my attorney present,
[stands, takes off his hat]
Dale Gribble: I am Mr. Shackelford's attorney, Rusty Shackelford, My client pleads insanity.

So Bill's taking a solo drive across the desert. How much of Bill's body do you think vultures will refuse to eat?

Poor Bill. Too fat to work out, not fat enough to stay in bed.

Now is the time to mold Bobby's mind while the material is still soft. In Bobby's case, exceptionally soft.

You know what the problem is? It's a Ford. You know what Ford stands for? Fix It Again Tony

I am your worst nightmare! I have a three-line phone and plenty of time to kill!

If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite

And adorable!!

My avatar....I needed a pic to post, posted one I had, and three years later, it's still up there.

Mine's a pic of me and my show horse at our last cross country outing before he retired.  We had an amazing afternoon just jumping around the course for the heck of it.  My husband took some great pics that day.  That was back in '05 before I got into tris.  Now the great white beast is happily retired and living large.