Jillian Michaels takes on triathlon... and gets schooled (Page 2)
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![]() | ![]() Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Is that the threshold now? |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Kido It sort of sounds like she just showed up that day - probably for charity or something. Never tried on a wetsuit before the race? Never had a GU? Didn't know how to take care of a bike? There is a difference between a couple hundred meters in the pool, or 30 minutes of running or biking and racing in those disciplines. Same thing happens in volleyball. Lots of people say "I'm good at volleyball" because in gym class they were the only ones that could spike or they reign at the family reunion. Then they get out with the big boys and realize it's a whole different world. Yeah, talk about violating the "nothing new on race day" rule. The whole thing was new in every way. I'd be willing to wager she did nothing race specific before the race. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by lisac957 Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Is that the threshold now? Only if you aren't talking while run-walking. |
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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Left Brain I've got $20 on Noelle.Originally posted by noelle1230 Originally posted by Left Brain Originally posted by noelle1230 Originally posted by Left Brain "real athletes" do NOT "total condition". Your next LB!! I'm coming for you!! My knee is recovering from surgery...... otherwise I think I can whip you. Aren't you like, 70?? The doctor said it may never be the same......consider yourself lucky. |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Left Brain I've got $20 on Noelle. Originally posted by noelle1230 Originally posted by Left Brain Originally posted by noelle1230 Originally posted by Left Brain "real athletes" do NOT "total condition". Your next LB!! I'm coming for you!! My knee is recovering from surgery...... otherwise I think I can whip Aren't you like, 70?? The doctor said it may never be the same......consider yourself lucky. I'm just gonna take your $20 no matter what happens tough girl. |
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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Left Brain Cool, you can give to Noelle and then I'll watch you whip her. Done.Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Left Brain I've got $20 on Noelle. Originally posted by noelle1230 Originally posted by Left Brain Originally posted by noelle1230 Originally posted by Left Brain "real athletes" do NOT "total condition". Your next LB!! I'm coming for you!! My knee is recovering from surgery...... otherwise I think I can whip Aren't you like, 70?? The doctor said it may never be the same......consider yourself lucky. I'm just gonna take your $20 no matter what happens tough girl. |
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by crowny2 Originally posted by Kido It sort of sounds like she just showed up that day - probably for charity or something. Never tried on a wetsuit before the race? Never had a GU? Didn't know how to take care of a bike? There is a difference between a couple hundred meters in the pool, or 30 minutes of running or biking and racing in those disciplines. Same thing happens in volleyball. Lots of people say "I'm good at volleyball" because in gym class they were the only ones that could spike or they reign at the family reunion. Then they get out with the big boys and realize it's a whole different world. Yeah, talk about violating the "nothing new on race day" rule. The whole thing was new in every way. I'd be willing to wager she did nothing race specific before the race. I wouldn't take that wager. I'm sure she said "I know how to swim and bike and run, how hard can it be?". Bought or borrowed (or got sponsored) a wetsuit and bike and just went out to do it. Nothing wrong with that, of course. I bet there was some kind of charity involved - so good for that. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by crowny2 Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Her paces per the website. Swim - 2:23/100 (750m swim) Bike - 16.4 mph (18mile bike) Run - 11:47/mile (4 mile run) Total time was 2:21:29. It owned her. Completely.
Yeah, triathlon's not her gig. She should stick to being obnoxious. I will say the lady is fit. No doubt about it. And she could probably kick my backside when it came to the training she does. And I will also say I know MANY people who's first triathlons look like her pace including many on this website. She did it. DFL>DNF>DNS. She did it and finished. Hopefully with a healthy amount of respect for it now too. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by crowny2 Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by crowny2 Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Her paces per the website. Swim - 2:23/100 (750m swim) Bike - 16.4 mph (18mile bike) Run - 11:47/mile (4 mile run) Total time was 2:21:29. It owned her. Completely.
Yeah, triathlon's not her gig. She should stick to being obnoxious. I will say the lady is fit. No doubt about it. And she could probably kick my backside when it came to the training she does. And I will also say I know MANY people who's first triathlons look like her pace including many on this website. She did it. DFL>DNF>DNS. She did it and finished. Hopefully with a healthy amount of respect for it now too. Her swim time was about the same as mine would be. This makes me sad. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() TMZ managed to misspell and mispronounce "triathlon". Good thing they aren't actually a real news organization or capable of feeling shame or anything, because if they were, that would have been embarrassing. |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() So what.. I'd like to see some of those TMZ db's get out there and do something.. I thought Jillian had a pretty good attitude about the whole thing... at least they didn't wisk her to the finish line in the back of a panel van. |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Ok.....what is TMZ? I'm trying to keep up, but apparently I'm missing basic knowledge of life here? Is this all TV show stuff? |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Left Brain Ok.....what is TMZ? I'm trying to keep up, but apparently I'm missing basic knowledge of life here? Is this all TV show stuff?
I'll make this easy for you: Don't worry about it.
Instead, sit on your porch swing with a few cold ones and shout "GET OFF OF MY LAWN" to all the kids in the 'hood. (TMZ is a media outlet that specializes in getting raw footage of celebrities in public and mercilessly mocking them) |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by moondawg14 Originally posted by Left Brain Ok.....what is TMZ? I'm trying to keep up, but apparently I'm missing basic knowledge of life here? Is this all TV show stuff?
I'll make this easy for you: Don't worry about it.
Instead, sit on your porch swing with a few cold ones and shout "GET OFF OF MY LAWN" to all the kids in the 'hood. (TMZ is a media outlet that specializes in getting raw footage of celebrities in public and mercilessly mocking them) Damn.....honestly.....I'm really good with knowing more about the first one. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by crowny2 Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Her paces per the website. Swim - 2:23/100 (750m swim) Bike - 16.4 mph (18mile bike) Run - 11:47/mile (4 mile run) Total time was 2:21:29. It owned her. Completely.
Well if the rest of the participants were Crossfit members she'd probably have finished pretty far up... ![]() |
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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Leegoocrap Originally posted by crowny2 Well if the rest of the participants were Crossfit members she'd probably have finished pretty far up... Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Her paces per the website. Swim - 2:23/100 (750m swim) Bike - 16.4 mph (18mile bike) Run - 11:47/mile (4 mile run) Total time was 2:21:29. It owned her. Completely.
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Teejaay Originally posted by Leegoocrap As a CFDB I am intolerant of this stuff ... . Originally posted by crowny2 Well if the rest of the participants were Crossfit members she'd probably have finished pretty far up... Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Her paces per the website. Swim - 2:23/100 (750m swim) Bike - 16.4 mph (18mile bike) Run - 11:47/mile (4 mile run) Total time was 2:21:29. It owned her. Completely.
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() What about her T1 & T2 times? Because those are where THIS athlete really shines! |
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Pro![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by crowny2 Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Her paces per the website. Swim - 2:23/100 (750m swim) Bike - 16.4 mph (18mile bike) Run - 11:47/mile (4 mile run) Total time was 2:21:29. It owned her. Completely.
Ouch! This is a perfect example of the importance of specificity of training. General gym fitness does little to prepare someone for athletic performance. Now, take her apparent general fitness level, and give her a few months of s/b/r training, and she could probably do quite well. It's like the Crossfit zealots who think they can jump into any event and kick azz...Uh, I don't think so, Sparky. |
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Master![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by TriMyBest Originally posted by crowny2 Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Her paces per the website. Swim - 2:23/100 (750m swim) Bike - 16.4 mph (18mile bike) Run - 11:47/mile (4 mile run) Total time was 2:21:29. It owned her. Completely.
Ouch! This is a perfect example of the importance of specificity of training. General gym fitness does little to prepare someone for athletic performance. Now, take her apparent general fitness level, and give her a few months of s/b/r training, and she could probably do quite well. It's like the Crossfit zealots who think they can jump into any event and kick azz...Uh, I don't think so, Sparky. I agree. There is gym fitness and sports fitness. You have to do specific training for the sport and know how to deal with those mistakes that can happen like swimming with a wetsuit or bike mechanicals. I didn't mean to imply that she isn't a athlete because she is obviously VERY fit but there is a difference between gym fitness and sport specific athletic fitness. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Left Brain Ok.....what is TMZ? I'm trying to keep up, but apparently I'm missing basic knowledge of life here? Is this all TV show stuff? Let me help. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Jtiger Originally posted by TriMyBest I agree. There is gym fitness and sports fitness. You have to do specific training for the sport and know how to deal with those mistakes that can happen like swimming with a wetsuit or bike mechanicals. I didn't mean to imply that she isn't a athlete because she is obviously VERY fit but there is a difference between gym fitness and sport specific athletic fitness. Originally posted by crowny2 Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Her paces per the website. Swim - 2:23/100 (750m swim) Bike - 16.4 mph (18mile bike) Run - 11:47/mile (4 mile run) Total time was 2:21:29. It owned her. Completely.
Ouch! This is a perfect example of the importance of specificity of training. General gym fitness does little to prepare someone for athletic performance. Now, take her apparent general fitness level, and give her a few months of s/b/r training, and she could probably do quite well. It's like the Crossfit zealots who think they can jump into any event and kick azz...Uh, I don't think so, Sparky. Agreed. I'd be willing to wager that if she did do just a few months of specific training she would do VERY well. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Leegoocrap Originally posted by Goosedog Yeah... as opposed to us "real athletes." Originally posted by Jtiger I think she's more of a "body pump" training class type of athlete rather than a real athlete This has potential.
If a triathlete entered a powerlifting competition, I'm sure a few of the other lifters would say the exact same thing. People are funny. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by mr2tony Originally posted by crowny2 Her swim time was about the same as mine would be. This makes me sad. Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by crowny2 Originally posted by So Fresh So Clean I don't want to be buzz killington, but what was her run split? If it was fast, the triathlon didn't own her. You haven't been owned by a triathlon unless you do at least 4km of run-walk because you're about to die. Her paces per the website. Swim - 2:23/100 (750m swim) Bike - 16.4 mph (18mile bike) Run - 11:47/mile (4 mile run) Total time was 2:21:29. It owned her. Completely.
Yeah, triathlon's not her gig. She should stick to being obnoxious. I will say the lady is fit. No doubt about it. And she could probably kick my backside when it came to the training she does. And I will also say I know MANY people who's first triathlons look like her pace including many on this website. She did it. DFL>DNF>DNS. She did it and finished. Hopefully with a healthy amount of respect for it now too. Yeah.. I climbed the wall at Savageman and finished while weighing around 220lbs. Still, she crushed my bike avg mph. |
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