You know you're tired in a workout when... (Page 2)

When you actually have to think about the consequences of going in your pants.

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when you have accomplished the above only to go crashing back down them on your way back to the kitchen after your shower. and as you lay in a crumpled mess groaning at the bottom you don't have the energy to fight off your two dogs that are licking your face eyes and ears in a competition to see who can get the most spit on daddy.

ps i'm just about crying from reading all of these. what a great way to wind down after a run! 

You get home and take a shower with your glasses on...

Maryke! You're BACK!

When you don't have the energy to search for a leaf to wipe with during your mountain biking, so you pull off your boxers and use those again.  Usually occurs if you eat Pizza Hut at the turnaround. FYI, the boxers are now labeled as disposable despite any info to the contrary.

When it's a really hard run, it's really windy, and you legitimately try to determine if you spread your arms just right if the wind could carry you home...

Your pre-ride and post-ride weight differs by 12 lbs. And that's after 5 bottles of water + hi-calorie maltodextrin. 

  that is my trip downstairs most every morning!

You are running before the sun comes up and dreaming at the same time.  The dream involves trying to figure out if you are running or dreaming about running.

x2 on forgetting the lock combo.  I keep it taped to the book case at home.  I've had to call twice in the last year for the combo.

when you don't remember driving to the pool/gym at 4AM...

once you get to the pool/gym, you think about just sleeping in the car for that hour instead or working out...

You wake up the next morning after your workout and put your glasses on and can't see.  Only then do you realize you went to bed with your contacts in. 

When you tell the lifeguard please just let me drown so I can die. (They have no sense of humor)


When you look for the snake to bite you so that you can be put out of your misery.


When you take the elevator down the steps on the way out of the gym.

When you wake  up in the bathtub (underwater) because you were asleep and drowning but have no idea how you got there or why you hurt so bad! 

When you get back to the locker room and are too tired and sore to take off your sweaty clothes, so you just have to sit there marinating.

You bend over to change your shoes for a brick and wake up under your coffee table 20 minutes later.

When you spend one minute trying to figure out how why you can't tie your shoe laces only to realize that your shoes have Yankz.

The only reason that these are so funny is because they are true.

You wake up to the smell of smoke caused by the treadmill belt rubbing on your cheek.

After the brick from hell you're about two blocks away from your house and you cannot remember how to get there. You KNOW where you're supposed to be going but just not sure how to get there. Thank goodness for auto pilot!

You're out for a two loop out and back run from your hotel while traveling, planning to run in and grab some water at the midpoint.  Upon exiting the Hampton Inn and thinking the water wasn't where you remembered it, you see the Holiday Inn where you were actually staying.

Wow, reading all of these makes me realize how easy Ive been taking it on myself.


<sigh>

When you're 14 miles into your run and you finally realize you were supposed to turn around at mile 8 because it was an out and back path, not a loop, you're on.